- Interviewer: Did you hear t.A.T.u.'s version of 'How Soon Is Now'?
- Morrissey: Yes, it was magnificent. Absolutely. Again, I don't know much about them.
- Interviewer: They're the teenage Russian lesbians.
- Morrissey: Well, aren't we all?
32 notes, 3:08 pm
LAWL
6 notes, 8:41 pm
The weight of the things that remained unspoken
Built up so much it crushed us everyday
1 note, 5:09 pm
bbones:sacagawea:(via fuckyeahkayascodelario)
effy you ruin fucking everything but you’re still better than panda
266 notes, 5:09 pm
CLASS of 2010!
5 notes, 9:05 pm
5 notes, 9:05 pm
OHKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
hella inappropriate story.
so today, my mom has ilke these church mass things at my house like once every year. and we had one today. like old filipino ladies come to pray and attend mass there and everything. like my whole living room turns into a whole chapel with an altar and seats and everything. haha.
BUT, towards the end my dad comes up to get blessed for his upcoming birthday.
and we all hold both arms in the air to bless him, but the priest goes “noo, everyone come up and put your hand on any part of him”
and my mom already had her hands on his shoulders and right after he says that my dad goes. “ANYYYYYYYY part of me? ;]”
and everyone starts laughing and in my mind im like THATS THE FCKING GROSSEST THING YOU CAN EVER SAY. and im like omg ok disgusting. ive never heard my dad say something dirty towards my mom. AND HELLA INAPPROPRIATE DURING A CHURCH THING -____-
and when the priest started finally saying the blessing, my mom had her head bowed down and she was laughing the whole time. -_-
ew.
ok outskies.
HAHAHA. I was supposed to be there today LOL. how cute
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